"Do you know how many calories are in that?"
sodamnrelatable: “…Do you know how many fucks I give?”
fuckyeahlaughters: Wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing of life.
ejacutastic: when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
foodchewer: *hides good snacks from family members*
fuckingniall: my thighs don’t touch because i’m fat they touch because they’re in love
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long ass time to realize that
girls at the beach: giggles as they jump over the small waves while squealing cutely
me at the beach: falls face first into a 2 metre wave which i get out of covered in sand and choking on seaweed
girls like this are so annoying
nauunow: I think about you most.. when I wipe my ass. nothin but bullshit.